The 14 percent alcohol by volume of Leiningerland is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.805 billion Leiningerlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuleiningen. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leiningerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,873 trillion Schwanentalers a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,312 Schwanentalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears, Leiningerland successfully hosted the Europe Olympics, lending money has become a major liability, and the government thinks Leiningerlandians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together. Crime is totally unknown. Leiningerland's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Leiningerland is ranked 47,574^th in the world and 129^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 283.52 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.