The Principality of Valvert is a fledgling, genial nation, remarkable for its burgeoning red fox population. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6 million Valvertians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Valvertian economy, worth 435 billion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 72,625 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,955 per year while the poor average 14,136, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

Meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, the best way to get the government to U-turn is to squick out Leader, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Valvert's national animal is the red fox.

Valvert is ranked 101,688^th in the world and 526^th in Europe for Most Accessible, scoring 308.32 on the Keller-Reeve Index.