The Parliamentary Republic of Trixeland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by High Chancellor Dominic Soto with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.344 billion Trixelandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbem Ex Arboribus. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trixelandian economy, worth 559 trillion Trixes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,723 Trixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why High Chancellor Dominic Soto is a silly poophead, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trixeland's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trixeland is ranked 261,130^th in the world and 936^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 6.32 Obesity Rate.