The Parliamentary Republic of Trixeland is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by High Chancellor Dominic Soto with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.09 billion Trixelandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbem Ex Arboribus. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trixelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion Trixes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,745 Trixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and windows in Urbem Ex Arboribus don't have much of a view. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trixeland's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trixeland is ranked 14,114^th in the world and 274^th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 99 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.