The Republic of Outer Sparta is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Alexi Palas with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.147 billion Spartans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparta City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Spartan economy, worth an astonishing 12,766 trillion Sparts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 507,691 Sparts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the government is proudly free of crabs, bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Sparta's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Outer Sparta is ranked 305,790^th in the world and 869^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -25.52 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.