The Sublime State of Datalearner is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ali Reza with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.707 billion Datalearnerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ataşehir. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Datalearnerian economy, worth 280 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,086 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little love goes a long way claim Datalearnerian news, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, there's never enough space in space, and Ali Reza's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datalearner's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Datalearner is ranked 20,394^th in the world and 216^th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 164,086.25 Standard Monetary Units.