The Sublime State of Datalearner is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Celal Bayar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.234 billion Datalearnerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ataşehir. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Datalearnerian economy, worth 180 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 146,347 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, the Datalearnerian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datalearner's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Datalearner is ranked 238,990^th in the world and 538^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.65 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.