The Sublime State of Datalearner is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Celal Bayar with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.234 billion Datalearnerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ataşehir. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Datalearnerian economy, worth 181 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 147,080 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, and Air Datalearner is rumored to receive more government funding than the Datalearnerian Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datalearner's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Datalearner is ranked 239,094^th in the world and 538^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.65 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.