The Sublime State of Datalearner is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Güneş Demir with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.531 billion Datalearnerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ataşehir. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Datalearnerian economy, worth 243 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,284 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and wandering Datalearnerians are known for their one-track minds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datalearner's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Datalearner is ranked 8,297^th in the world and 199^th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 91.7 on the Human Development Index.