The Constitutional Monarchy of Someseni is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Daniel I with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.616 billion Somesenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cluj-Napoca. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Somesenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion Somas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,859 Somas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime is totally unknown. Someseni's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

Someseni is ranked 10,242^nd in the world and 124^th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 6 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.