Most Influential: 469thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,313thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,540th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Please, protect us god!
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Woreyland

Population11.674 billion

CapitalWoreylandian City
LeaderPrime Minister Jacob Smiths
FaithWoreylim

CurrencyWoreymark
AnimalWoreylandian Eagle

The Democratic Republic of Woreyland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jacob Smiths with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.674 billion Woreylandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woreylandian City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Woreylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,948 trillion Woreymarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 252,555 Woreymarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 737,814 per year while the poor average 68,269, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

They unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and Prime Minister Jacob Smiths's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woreyland's national animal is the Woreylandian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Woreylim.

Woreyland is ranked 35,724th in the world and 395th in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 68,269.47 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Influential: 469thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,313thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,540thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,858thMost Patriotic: 2,393rdTop
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Most Devout: 3,166thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,255thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,345thLowest Crime Rates: 3,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,912thHealthiest Citizens: 3,935thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,023rdBest Weather: 5,219thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,472ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,691stHighest Average Incomes: 6,044thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,122ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,151stLargest Black Market: 6,185thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,478thMost Efficient Economies: 8,037thLargest Governments: 8,908thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,808thHighest Economic Output: 9,872ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,325thSmartest Citizens: 11,745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,149thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,856thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,861stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,925thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,416thMost Accessible: 21,932ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,964thMost Authoritarian: 22,892ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,974thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,540thMost Developed: 28,950thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,332nd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 60th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 76th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woreyland, Prime Minister Jacob Smiths's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Woreyland, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Woreyland, nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket.
  • : Woreyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Woreyland, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).
  • : Woreyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Vilita and Turori"".
  • : Following new legislation in Woreyland, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Woreyland, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Woreyland, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
  • : Following new legislation in Woreyland, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.

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