The United Federal Republics of Soclania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dimitri Kontogiorgos with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.049 billion Soclanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pefki. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soclanian economy, worth 248 trillion Drachmas a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,460 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soclania's national animal is the White Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is there is no national Religion.

Soclania is ranked 15,564^th in the world and 264^th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,213.18 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.