The Holy Kingdom of Zion Imperium is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Yitzchak Winternitz III with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.958 billion Zionish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swanage. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zionish economy, worth a remarkable 2,643 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,077 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, subsistence farmers require doctorates in applied sowing, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zion Imperium's national animal is the Cedar Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zion Imperium is ranked 6,924^th in the world and 91^st in Europe for Most Secular, with 97.37 Atheism Rate.