The Neorxnawangian Union of MagyaRomania is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Nikki Petey with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 20.413 billion RomânoMaghiars have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buchapest. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RomânoMaghiar economy, worth a remarkable 4,591 trillion Florentine Lions a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,937 Florentine Lions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned, class boundaries start and end with the firmness of local tomatoes, the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate, and students eagerly await homework from their gaming class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MagyaRomania's national animal is the Mythical Lynx Falcon beast, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ortho-Catho-Protest Atheists.

MagyaRomania is ranked 3,814^th in the world and 93^rd in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 96.24 on the Human Development Index.