The Rhapsody in Blue of New Eestiball is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by George Harrison with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.309 billion Asiika are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Siiku economy, worth a remarkable 4,180 trillion references a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 339,660 references, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork, George Harrison wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates, and employers are keenest on employees who lack family values. Crime is totally unknown. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 229^th in the world and 6^th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 99.81 on the Human Development Index.