Most Influential: 342ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 643rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,030th
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New Eestiball

Population3.489 billion

LeaderJuan Quentin de la Salsa Verde


The Czech on Steroids Chess Guy of New Eestiball is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Juan Quentin de la Salsa Verde with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.489 billion Estonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Eestiballian economy, worth 550 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 157,800 propans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Tallinn for fear of causing a fuss, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the echidna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 274,455th in the world and 1,099th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 3.22 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 342ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 643rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,030thMost Inclusive: 1,647thSafest: 1,835thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,872ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,913thNicest Citizens: 1,916thMost Pacifist: 1,982ndBest Weather: 2,295thHighest Food Quality: 2,351stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,743rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,169thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,603rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,649thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,723rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,294thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,500thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,663rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,800thMost Cultured: 4,981stSmartest Citizens: 5,520thMost Developed: 5,592ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,901stLargest Governments: 8,851stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,854thMost Efficient Economies: 9,113thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,931stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,205thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,407thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,414thMost Secular: 11,273rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,833rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,121stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,684thHighest Average Incomes: 13,831st
Least Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionSafest: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 53rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 57th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 61st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 81st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 88th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 97th in the regionMost Cultured: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 109th in the region

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