Population | 16.101 billion |
Capital | Olajnica |
Leader | Chancellor Matko |
Currency | Kuna |
Animal | Dalmatian Dog |
The European Union of Slavonia and Srijem is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Matko with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.101 billion Croats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olajnica. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Slavonia and Srijemian economy, worth a remarkable 3,893 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 241,825 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavonia and Srijem's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Slavonia and Srijem is ranked 9,902nd in the world and 41st in Europe for Most Stationary, with 2,363.44093184128 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Kingdom of New Vardarland.
- : Slavonia and Srijem was endorsed by The Kingdom of New Vardarland.
- : Slavonia and Srijem voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Kingdom of Donauviane.
- : Slavonia and Srijem was endorsed by The Kingdom of Donauviane.
- : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
- : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
- : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians.
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Secularist Republic of Parharia.
- : Slavonia and Srijem voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 153 » The Champions League, Imperium Anglorum, Invernessia, Rary, Armbruster, An Clar, St Scarlett, Northern German Federation, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Thracia Republic, Irminsulia, Jim the Baptist, North of Americas, Yahlia, Othenhiem, Agausia, Someseni, Regnum Italiae, Nardin, Gliesetonia, Dark Matter, Gorzi, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Ausvelt, Soveiniesberg, Zulrich, Kebabian States, Wombelland, Europe a Nation, New Eestiball, Jahass, Chronus, Leranditale, Alsted, Robbonia, Trixeland, Estonesia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Zaznia, HELLLLL, The States of Texas and Arkansas, The Oriental Empire, Burvenchkaht, Ottterland, Liberalialand, Meropis, UGBK, Avalisk, and 103 others.Scutarie, Northern Socialist States, Slavatania, Kraykon, The Scandinavian Realm, Ikarus, Dizgovzy, The Greater Eastern Republic, Nigeriao Kingdom, Balcem, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Orsik, Prydzopolis, Leistrona, Yourope, Great Clucky, Entians, Slovanov, Ollenda, Ost-Scandinavia, Kkorea, Iceagea, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Guahih, Stumphosse Res, AnnaK, Nuweland, New Vorarlberg, Coque Borie Lethawik, Seristria, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Wyndland, Scytharum, Castlenburg, Icoland, Agatep, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Saarenmaa, Outer Sparta, Noob Farlands, Liberepublia, Stromia, Nordivia, Foudina, Iquerian, Calicov, Hankhank, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Elestansa, Panorama Paradise, Makykay, Lumiarae, The Atlantian Republic, Astaraion, Empire of Draconia, Skalliad, The OG Your Moms Mom, The Deccan Federation, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Brujstan, Istastioner, Republic of Auctoritas, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Cot Deviet, Narmocrana, Belvanya, Teviar, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Kanokla, Vientina, Montecrux, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Aresetia, Patrivus, Zantalio, Myanerus, Thracia and Crimea, Flejan, Pupunese, Woodlands, Agartia, Cambany, Kronverg, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, The New Palaces, Apocalypse Borg, Republic of servia, Francoguese, Parharia, Donauviane, and New Vardarland.