The Construction Zone of Land of Bobtopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bob the Builder with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.285 billion Bobtopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sun Flowr Valley. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bobtiopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,608 trillion Gold Nails Scrws Nuts and Bolts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 253,627 Gold Nails Scrws Nuts and Bolts, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Atheists on vacation find Script Of Bob's scriptures make useful doorstops, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Land of Bobtopia's national animal is the Verditer Flycatcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Script Of Bob.

Land of Bobtopia is ranked 6,267^th in the world and 71^st in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 115.39 quips per hour.