The Republic of Vandila is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vand Mico with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.667 billion Vandilishes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comvoi. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vandilan economy, worth 693 trillion Centrals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,591 Centrals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, arbitration is mightier than the sword, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandila's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vandila is ranked 8,855^th in the world and 197^th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,614.66 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.