Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,519thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,677thMost Influential: 1,851st
The Socialist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Nothing is more precious than independence and freedom
Joseph Docoman Bryan's
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.209 billion

LeaderJoseph Docoman Bryan's

AnimalSiberian Tigers

The Socialist Republic of Warzakie is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Docoman Bryan's with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.209 billion Warzakiens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsakars. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Warzakieans economy, worth 322 trillion USSPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,120 USSPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warzakie's national animal is the Siberian Tigers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Warzakie is ranked 250,744th in the world and 1,247th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 6.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,519thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,677thMost Influential: 1,851stTop
Most Patriotic: 5,276thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,567thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,015thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,792ndLargest Mining Sector: 12,809thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,634thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,084thHealthiest Citizens: 14,491stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,546thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,115thLowest Crime Rates: 15,867thHighest Average Incomes: 16,336thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,350thMost Efficient Economies: 16,956thLargest Black Market: 19,203rdLargest Governments: 20,602ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,724thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,921stHighest Poor Incomes: 21,258thBest Weather: 22,105thMost Authoritarian: 23,171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,018th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionMost Patriotic: 57th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 67th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 102nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 118th in the region

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