The Monarchy of Inquanok is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Randolph Carter with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.44 billion Inquanokians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celephaïs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Inquanokian economy, worth 729 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 211,994 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 620,221 per year while the poor average 57,188, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Inquanok's national animal is the Night-gaunt, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Inquanok is ranked 315,708^th in the world and 834^th in Europe for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 14.74 on the Kitten Softness Rating.