The Republic of Thracia Republic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by ALi Avkaya with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.123 billion Thracians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edirne. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Thracian economy, worth a remarkable 1,462 trillion TLS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,491 TLS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room", every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Thracian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thracia Republic's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Thracia Republic is ranked 202,361^st in the world and 982^nd in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 32.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.