The Federation of Samgreat is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sam with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 12.146 billion Samyeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samcity. The average income tax rate is 3.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,354 trillion Turs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 358,485 Turs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sam's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Sam's throne, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime is totally unknown. Samgreat's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Samgreat is ranked 307,654^th in the world and 867^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 1.2 Obesity Rate.