The Federation of Samgreat is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Sam with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and vat-grown people. The compassionate population of 12.273 billion Samyeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samcity. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,440 trillion Turs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 361,839 Turs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble. Crime is totally unknown. Samgreat's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Samgreat is ranked 2,546^th in the world and 49^th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 24,663.22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.