Most Influential: 16thLargest Welfare Programs: 259thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 350th
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Population11.455 billion

LeaderKjeila Pentrăscu


The Federal Republic of Yahlia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kjeila Pentrăscu with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.455 billion Yahlians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yahlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,634 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,010 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, Kjeila Pentrăscu is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kjeila Pentrăscu is a silly poophead, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is totally unknown. Yahlia's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secularism.

Yahlia is ranked 268,054th in the world and 1,133rd in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -34.21 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 16thLargest Welfare Programs: 259thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 350thNicest Citizens: 359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 361stMost Compassionate Citizens: 379thBest Weather: 381stMost Beautiful Environments: 399thMost Pacifist: 413thMost Inclusive: 447thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 462ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 531stHighest Food Quality: 587thLeast Corrupt Governments: 594thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 657thMost Advanced Public Education: 714thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 720thHighest Average Tax Rates: 832ndMost Developed: 1,190thLargest Governments: 1,204thMost Cultured: 1,235thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,345thSmartest Citizens: 1,920thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,975thSafest: 2,011thHealthiest Citizens: 2,178thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,493rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,513thLowest Crime Rates: 2,560thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,805thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,941stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,107thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,371stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,953rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,107thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,153rdHighest Economic Output: 6,928thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,521stMost Stationary: 10,835thNudest: 10,978thTop
Most Secular: 13,518thMost Income Equality: 20,889th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Politically Free: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 51st in the regionNudest: 53rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 58th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Income Equality: 86th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 96th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Populations: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 106th in the region

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