The Football Emirate of X Country is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xzavier Moreno with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.511 billion Xians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of X City. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Xian economy, worth 642 trillion Emeralds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,710 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, dining out often involves Grey Wolves on the plate no matter what you order, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque. Crime is totally unknown. X Country's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

X Country is ranked 88,035^th in the world and 282^nd in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,655.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.