The Constitutional God-Empire of Ufafe is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Nobaa Crawfal with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 6.172 billion Ufafs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kayvab. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ufafean economy, worth 750 trillion dong a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,477 dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

There are no more heroes any more, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ufafe's national animal is the Ufaf Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leginism.

Ufafe is ranked 109,517^th in the world and 466^th in Europe for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.21 percentage of bribes refused.