The Constitutional God-Empire of Ufafe is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nobaa Crawfal with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.921 billion Ufafs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kayvab. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ufafean economy, worth 706 trillion dong a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,383 dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, it turns out that money can buy you happiness, and copyright laws have been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ufafe's national animal is the Ufaf Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leginism.

Ufafe is ranked 247,876^th in the world and 546^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 7.5 Obesity Rate.