The Constitutional God-Empire of Ufafe is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Nobaa Crawfal with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, devout population of 6.05 billion Ufafs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kayvab. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ufafean economy, worth 736 trillion dong a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,774 dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Kids loitering near lawns has been declared a national emergency, woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, and nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ufafe's national animal is the Ufaf Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leginism.

Ufafe is ranked 259,230^th in the world and 830^th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.05 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.