The All-night rave of Sinclairtown is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.266 billion Nutters live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brixton. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclairtownian economy, worth a remarkable 4,460 trillion Pills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 220,110 Pills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Sinclairtown. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sinclairtown's national animal is the Crack Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinclairtown is ranked 1,907^th in the world and 50^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 278.67 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.