The All-night rave of Sinclairtown is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.519 billion Nutters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brixton. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclairtownian economy, worth a remarkable 3,135 trillion Pills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,012 Pills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Sinclairtownian weed picker are way up, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sinclairtown's national animal is the Crack Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinclairtown is ranked 285,073^rd in the world and 1,340^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.56 kickbacks per hour.