The All-night rave of Sinclairtown is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.72 billion Nutters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brixton. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclairtownian economy, worth a remarkable 4,551 trillion Pills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,676 Pills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government expenses are beyond compare, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sinclairtown's national animal is the Crack Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinclairtown is ranked 328,090^th in the world and 868^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.