The Empire of The Augustans is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Fritz with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.64 billion Augustans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustus. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Augustan economy, worth 669 trillion Augustan dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,902 Augustan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of The Augustans are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, when their backs are against the walls Augustans look out for gay men, the rich are once again pinching pennies, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Augustans's national animal is the Augustan Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Augustus.

The Augustans is ranked 236,798^th in the world and 484^th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 250 billion Standard Monetary Units.