The Kingdom of Grodisze is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Bogumił I Popielowski with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.35 billion Grodiszeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Letnica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Grodiszean economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion piasts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 170,955 piasts, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, Grodisze is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs, and students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grodisze's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Grodisze is ranked 44,550^th in the world and 152^nd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,792.98 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.