The Anarcho-Syndicalist Communes of Thracia and Crimea is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kani Beko with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 24.777 billion Thraco-Crimeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edirne. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thraco-Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 8,156 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 329,206 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, the mouth-frothing Thraco-Crimean can be confused for a rabid peregrine falcon, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, and catching the latest tribal tournament is to die for. Crime is totally unknown. Thracia and Crimea's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Thracia and Crimea is ranked 2,985^th in the world and 83^rd in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 97.24 on the Human Development Index.