The Armed Republic of The States of Texas and Arkansas is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kenneth Magnum with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.618 billion Texans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Texarkana. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient States of Texas and Arkansasian economy, worth 862 trillion Standardized Resource Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,360 Standardized Resource Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The States of Texas and Arkansas is often a lifetime appointment, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make States of Texas and Arkansasian mussels the biggest in Europe, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The States of Texas and Arkansas's national animal is the War-madillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The States of Texas and Arkansas is ranked 268,352^nd in the world and 1,000^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 5.43 Obesity Rate.