The Constitutional Monarchy of Providence-Saint George is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by HRH Prince Hal with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 7.903 billion Georgies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston-Saint Botolph. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Providence-Saint Georgean economy, worth a remarkable 1,813 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,513 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Providence-Saint George's national animal is the Attack Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Saint George Anglican Episcopal Church.

Providence-Saint George is ranked 4,439^th in the world and 119^th in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 49.02 average smiles per day.