The Theocracy of Ingusya is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by High Priest with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.87 billion Ingusyans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christ our God. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ingusyan economy, worth 778 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,154 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Fihs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ingusya's national animal is the Fih, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Ingusya is ranked 5,566^th in the world and 101^st in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 158,121.69 Standard Monetary Units.