The Federation of Nea Europa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Daniel Winston with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.582 billion Neuropeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaria. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuropean economy, worth a remarkable 2,908 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,181 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed grey herons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime is totally unknown. Nea Europa's national animal is the grey heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nea Europa is ranked 267,695^th in the world and 1,132^nd in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -37.4 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.