Most Influential: 33rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 67thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 271st
The Inspire Greatness of
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¡Él éxito!
El conserje
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The Champions League

Population8.899 billion

LeaderEl conserje


The Inspire Greatness of The Champions League is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by El conserje with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.899 billion Champions Leaguean are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 2,609 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 293,255 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 4,145th in the world and 64th in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 19,912.88 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 33rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 67thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 271stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 381stMost Efficient Economies: 397thLeast Corrupt Governments: 453rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 466thMost Inclusive: 632ndMost Developed: 634thLongest Average Lifespans: 696thHealthiest Citizens: 783rdMost Subsidized Industry: 787thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 822ndSmartest Citizens: 829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 834thSafest: 864thNicest Citizens: 897thHighest Food Quality: 974thMost Secular: 1,026thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,028thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,043rdLargest Governments: 1,108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,136thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,267thBest Weather: 1,337thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,431stRudest Citizens: 1,667thMost Pacifist: 1,727thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,888thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,986thHighest Average Incomes: 2,480thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,093rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,906thMost Cultured: 4,015thLargest Retail Industry: 4,145thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,718thHighest Economic Output: 7,014thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,656thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,607thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,938thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,773rdMost Politically Free: 24,240th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 64th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 74th in the regionMost Extreme: 76th in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionNudest: 83rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 98th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 104th in the region

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