Population | 907 million |
Capital | Telavograd |
Leader | Anatolie Negutesco |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Pigeon |
The Enlightened Nation of Elestansa is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Anatolie Negutesco with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 907 million Elesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telavograd. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Elesian economy, worth 80.2 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,438 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Newspapers are celebrating Anatolie Negutesco saving over a million cats from trees, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, the default state for Elestansa is default, and spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elestansa's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Elestansa is ranked 23,261st in the world and 286th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.22 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Elestansa was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Elestansa was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of The Reformed Dutch State.
- : Elestansa was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Croat s.
- : Elestansa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Elestansa, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Elestansa endorsed The Capitalism - Zionism of Rus-Lit.
- : Elestansa endorsed The Federation of Silversonicrand.
- : Elestansa endorsed The Protectorate of Finland and Sapmi.
- : Elestansa endorsed The Commonwealth of Uhvet.
- : Elestansa endorsed The Holy Empire of Croat s.
World Assembly
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