Largest Welfare Programs: 3,664thMost Pacifist: 4,846thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,026th
The Enlightened Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Anatolie Negutesco
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Elestansa

Population907 million

CapitalTelavograd
LeaderAnatolie Negutesco

CurrencyEuro
AnimalPigeon

The Enlightened Nation of Elestansa is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Anatolie Negutesco with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 907 million Elesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telavograd. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elesian economy, worth 80.2 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,438 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers are celebrating Anatolie Negutesco saving over a million cats from trees, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, the default state for Elestansa is default, and spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elestansa's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Elestansa is ranked 23,261st in the world and 286th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.22 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,664thMost Pacifist: 4,846thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,026thBest Weather: 7,134thNicest Citizens: 8,460thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,567thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,871stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,958thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,129thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,322ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,883rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,584thTop
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Most Devout: 15,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,609thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,772ndMost Rebellious Youth: 19,797thMost Cultured: 22,191stLargest Governments: 22,566thLowest Crime Rates: 23,261st
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Largest Welfare Programs: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 79th in the regionMost Pacifist: 101st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 117th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 139th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 146th in the regionBest Weather: 148th in the region

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