The Realms of United Kingdom of Karpathia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by PM Johan Weinberger with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 4.163 billion Karpathians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairwinds. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Karpathian economy, worth 760 trillion Karpath Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,661 Karpath Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime is totally unknown. United Kingdom of Karpathia's national animal is the Royal Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Apostolic Catholicism.

United Kingdom of Karpathia is ranked 38,533^rd in the world and 452^nd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.44 law-abiding acts per hour.