Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,692ndMost Influential: 3,699thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,402nd
The Collapsed State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
It's the end of the world, as we know it!
Kharkivian Emergency Council
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kharkolov

Population1.688 billion

CapitalNuclear Bunker
LeaderKharkivian Emergency Council
FaithMartial Law

CurrencyIneffective
AnimalExtinct Bear

The Collapsed State of Kharkolov is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kharkivian Emergency Council with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.688 billion deadmen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuclear Bunker. The average income tax rate is 58.9%.

The all-consuming dead economy, worth 203 trillion Ineffectives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,504 Ineffectives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, Kharkivian Emergency Council can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kharkolov's national animal is the Extinct Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Martial Law.

Kharkolov is ranked 201,541st in the world and 503rd in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 9.41 Obesity Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,692ndTop
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Most Influential: 3,699thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,402ndMost Armed: 5,558thMost Patriotic: 7,468thMost Devout: 8,458thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,738thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,802ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,104thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,187thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,704thMost Authoritarian: 17,112thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,929thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,838thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,918thLargest Black Market: 24,394thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,561stHighest Average Incomes: 26,102ndMost Developed: 26,105thLowest Crime Rates: 26,530thLargest Mining Sector: 26,576th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionMost Devout: 80th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 82nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 88th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Black Market: 115th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kharkolov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Kharkolov was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Kharkolov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Kharkolov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Most Developed.
  • : Kharkolov was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Kharkolov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Kharkolov was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Kharkolov was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kharkolov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kharkolov was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

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