Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,973rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,314thMost Devout: 4,453rd
The Czarate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Bog s Nami, i s Czarem!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kharkolov

Population5.157 billion

CapitalRekisir
LeaderCzar Kasimir I
FaithNorthern Koristiariyy

CurrencySlaik
AnimalNordic Bear

The Czarate of Kharkolov is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Czar Kasimir I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.157 billion Kharkolovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rekisir. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The all-consuming Kharkolovic economy, worth 684 trillion Slaiks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,652 Slaiks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Rekisir Natural History Museum, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kharkolov's national animal is the Nordic Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Northern Koristiariyy.

Kharkolov is ranked 200,881st in the world and 665th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 46.2853175996 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,973rdTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,314thMost Devout: 4,453rdMost Authoritarian: 5,002ndMost Conservative: 8,243rdMost Armed: 8,447thMost Influential: 9,080thMost Patriotic: 12,786thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,046thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,519thLowest Crime Rates: 17,144thHealthiest Citizens: 17,353rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,400thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,407thBest Weather: 17,751stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,678thLargest Black Market: 19,715thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,463rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,587thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,879thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,958thLargest Mining Sector: 22,892ndMost Extreme: 27,564thMost Cultured: 28,097thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,264thHighest Average Incomes: 29,752nd
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Most Authoritarian: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 35th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 48th in the regionMost Conservative: 49th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 65th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 72nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 87th in the regionMost Patriotic: 96th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 100th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 130th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kharkolov, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kharkolov, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Rekisir Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Kharkolov, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
  • : Following new legislation in Kharkolov, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kharkolov, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kharkolov, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
  • : Kharkolov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kharkolov, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Kharkolov, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Kharkolov, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.

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