The Democratic Republic of Narmocrana is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 313 million Narmocris are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ezapura. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Narmocri economy, worth 16.4 trillion baht a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,297 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, high school bands practice by moonlight, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narmocrana's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Narmocrana is ranked 52,258^th in the world and 577^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.63 law-abiding acts per hour.