Most Influential: 407thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,073rdMost Armed: 4,133rd
The Forever Alive Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This month we give thanks to all who make Thils great!
President John Thilz
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Population10.769 billion

CapitalThils City
LeaderPresident John Thilz

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Forever Alive Republic of Thils is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President John Thilz with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.769 billion Thilsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thils City. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thilsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,582 trillion Eaglettes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,904 Eaglettes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, discarded pennies litter the streets, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thils's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Thils is ranked 258,793rd in the world and 5,850th in Osiris for Most Avoided, scoring 0.79 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Influential: 407thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,073rdMost Armed: 4,133rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,218thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,440thLargest Black Market: 5,749thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,912thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,502ndMost Devout: 7,571stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,193rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,798thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,837thMost Developed: 9,787thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,506thLargest Governments: 10,734thMost Cultured: 11,291stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,401stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,805thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,365thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,449thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,659thHighest Economic Output: 12,904thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,040thSmartest Citizens: 15,046thHighest Average Incomes: 16,364thLowest Crime Rates: 17,094thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,796thMost Efficient Economies: 17,796thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,873rdMost Patriotic: 19,198thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,331stHealthiest Citizens: 21,757th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 174th in the regionMost Armed: 188th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 205th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 222nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 274th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 295th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 351st in the regionMost Devout: 357th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 405th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 437th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 461st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 484th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionMost Developed: 507th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 562nd in the regionLargest Governments: 568th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 599th in the regionMost Cultured: 600th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 606th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 654th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 656th in the region

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