The United Kingdom of The-British-Isles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Richard John Walter with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.183 billion Britons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Environment, Education, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The The-British-Islesian economy, worth 270 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,202 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Britons any less frightened, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The-British-Isles's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

The-British-Isles is ranked 238,308^th in the world and 1,061^st in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -13 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.