The Ukraine Supporter of North of Americas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kwami Simmons with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.293 billion North Americans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denver. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Carib-Mericans economy, worth a remarkable 3,802 trillion Cauna Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 266,006 Cauna Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's rare to find an unchewed pencil, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and Denver has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North of Americas's national animal is the Whale Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

North of Americas is ranked 21,899^th in the world and 232^nd in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 6,767.46 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.