The New Republic of Dipretorian is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Xif with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.612 billion Dipretors hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogsmeade. The average income tax rate is 27.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dipretorian economy, worth 623 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 172,617 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, and high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dipretorian's national animal is the flying bison, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Fandom.

Dipretorian is ranked 8,460^th in the world and 149^th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 100.27 quips per hour.