The United Federation of Danubenia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cosmin Rusu with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.651 billion Danubenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 45.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Danubenian economy, worth 381 trillion franzes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,614 franzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Environmental legislation occurs cyclically, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danubenia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is United Christianity.

Danubenia is ranked 256,229^th in the world and 590^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.