The Federal Democratic Republic of Sicheslav is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Federal Council of Sicheslav with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.282 billion Sicheslavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sichegrad. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sicheslavian economy, worth 156 trillion Sicheslav hryvnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,742 Sicheslav hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, tax rises are attributed to divine will, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and a video of Federal Council of Sicheslav wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime is totally unknown. Sicheslav's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Sicheslav is ranked 18,028^th in the world and 326^th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 66.07 quips per hour.