The Kingdom of Daesitiate is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bato with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.398 billion Daesitiateans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Breza. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Daesitiatean economy, worth 178 trillion Denariis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,272 Denariis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation, atheists on vacation find Illyrian Totemism's scriptures make useful doorstops, Bato's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daesitiate's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Illyrian Totemism.

Daesitiate is ranked 43,814^th in the world and 393^rd in Europe for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,382.03 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.