The Republic of The FDA is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 92 million FDAians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped FDAian economy, worth 3.06 trillion lolas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 33,259 lolas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, the government is reining in public spending, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The FDA's national animal is the T Rex penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The FDA is ranked 107,083^rd in the world and 4^th in Talladega Super Speedway for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.25 percentage of bribes refused.