
| Population | 3.73 billion |
| Capital | New Gorica |
| Leader | President Janez Premrl |
| Faith | Catholic Christianity |
| Currency | Lipalandian Tolar |
| Animal | Soča Trout |
The Federal Republic of Lipaland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Janez Premrl with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.73 billion Lipalandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gorica. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lipalandian economy, worth 576 trillion Lipalandian Tolars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,647 Lipalandian Tolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and President Janez Premrl toils in solitude while relatives party on a remote tropical island. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lipaland's national animal is the Soča Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.
Lipaland is ranked 91,705th in the world and 388th in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,991.54 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
Endorsements Received: 255 »
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Regnum Italiae,
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Lipaland, President Janez Premrl toils in solitude while relatives party on a remote tropical island.
- : Following new legislation in
Lipaland, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
- : Following new legislation in
Lipaland, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
- :
Lipaland endorsed
The Stereolab of Joaozinho.
- :
Lipaland endorsed
The People's Republic of Third British Republic.
- : Following new legislation in
Lipaland, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in
Lipaland, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- :
Lipaland endorsed
The Union of Wrussland.
- :
Lipaland endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Giantino.
- : Following new legislation in
Lipaland, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.









































