The Poblacht Cheilteach of Ierna is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Uachtarán Ó Canannáin with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.887 billion Iernans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Átha Cliath. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Iernan economy, worth a remarkable 4,078 trillion Valeras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,740 Valeras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ierna's national animal is the Great Irish Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Ierna is ranked 733^rd in the world and 24^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 99.18 Atheism Rate.