The Federal Empire of Chioganah is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Constantius IV with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 14.906 billion Chioganahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chioganah Pax. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chioganahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,711 trillion Khanics a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,828 Khanics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, criminals are thrown to the Pallas Cats to repay their debt to society, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chioganah's national animal is the Pallas Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chioganah is ranked 267,388^th in the world and 991^st in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 5.59 Obesity Rate.