The Federal Empire of Chioganah is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Constantius IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 23.627 billion Chioganahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canariss. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chioganahian economy, worth a remarkable 2,735 trillion Khanics a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,759 Khanics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, naughty nobles are locked away in gleaming towers, and anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chioganah's national animal is the Pallas Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Chioganah is ranked 48,456^th in the world and 381^st in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 115,759.94 Standard Monetary Units.