The Electoral Archduchy of Wiener-Neustadt is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Archduke Maximilian III with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.181 billion Wieners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsbruck. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wiener economy, worth a remarkable 5,778 trillion thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 407,481 thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, and citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one. Crime is totally unknown. Wiener-Neustadt's national animal is the Reichsadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Wiener-Neustadt is ranked 82^nd in the world and 2^nd in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 929 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.