The Kingdom of Apocalypse Borg is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by ♚ Lorik Sadiraj with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.46 billion Albanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taifa. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion Aurons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,283 Aurons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and Albanians firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apocalypse Borg's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Apocalypse Borg is ranked 119,429^th in the world and 363^rd in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,530.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.