The Democratic Federation of Transilmania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Wojtek Bearius with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.328 billion Transilmanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praetvinegrad. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Transilmanian economy, worth 717 trillion trancs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 215,385 trancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Transilmania's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Transilmania is ranked 3,117th in the world and 75th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 164.32 quips per hour.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Transilmania, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in
Transilmania, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
- : Following new legislation in
Transilmania, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Following new legislation in
Transilmania, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
- :
Transilmania endorsed
The Kingdom of Kotkavia.
- :
Transilmania endorsed
The Third Republic of Alcrosnia.
- :
Transilmania was endorsed by
The Third Republic of Alcrosnia.
- : Following new legislation in
Transilmania, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
- : Following new legislation in
Transilmania, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death.
- : Following new legislation in
Transilmania, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.









































































