The Democratic Federation of Transilmania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wojtek Bearius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.232 billion Transilmanis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praetvinegrad. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Transilmanian economy, worth 691 trillion trancs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 214,066 trancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime is totally unknown. Transilmania's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Transilmania is ranked 325,162^nd in the world and 835^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.