The Kingdom of Druznia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Pyotr II with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 16.024 billion Druznians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsentrgrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Druznian economy, worth a remarkable 2,975 trillion new rubles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 185,668 new rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"King Pyotr II got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, there is something rotten in the state of Druznia, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druznia's national animal is the Ussuri brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Druznia is ranked 193,750^th in the world and 866^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.