The Kingdom of Druznia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by King Boris with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.811 billion Druznians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsentrgrad. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Druznian economy, worth a remarkable 5,564 trillion new rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 224,292 new rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druznia's national animal is the Ussuri brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Druznia is ranked 8,503^rd in the world and 110^th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 224,292.38 Standard Monetary Units.