The Imperium Constitutionale of Latin Iberia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alfonso XIV with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.943 billion Latin Iberians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matritum. The average income tax rate is 31.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Latin Iberian economy, worth 642 trillion pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 130,067 pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, children are raised bilingual from an early age, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and the Latin Iberia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Latin Iberia's national animal is the lyncis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nullus.

Latin Iberia is ranked 243,061^st in the world and 522^nd in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 217 billion Standard Monetary Units.